Just pretend I'm not here

It's not too hard to ignore some people, but sometimes a body can just get under your skin. Reading over your shoulder. Answering their own questions. Cracking their knuckles ever 30 seconds. I do all three, but one thing I shy away from is The Micromanagerial Hover. I would especially try to avoid this one if I were a megalomaniac of a football owner with a long history of futzing with his coaches, especially when said coach du now is three minutes away from tying an NFL record with a sixth-consecutive playoff loss for my hallowed, storied, extremely-marketable franchise.




No pressure, Wade.