Come on, you Reds

I like Red things. Red Sox, Red Scares, Red rum. So it only stands to reason I would support the footballing Reds.

I like United things -- the United States, United Airlines, the United Nations. And while I don't mind Manchester (N.H), even though it, like Concord (N.H.) means certain death to anyone allergic to boredom, when Manchester and United become conjoined I feel a certain wrath.

I hate Manchester United Football Club.

On Saturday, the Reds -- that is, Liverpool Football Club -- take on Man Spew at home. Manch-vegas is 16 points ahead of LFC in the Premiership standings; a win would help us in that regard, but moreover, it would mean Man U losing. So come on, you Reds!!