Public restroom report card #1

Some peoples who will remain nameless and faceless like to complain about the "now generation" peeing in public TOO MUCH. Some peoples contend that this is because there's nowheres else to go. I espouse the latter, but I can agree with the former: peeing in public is bad, but lots of times there's noplace to go.

In the spirit of pleasing all parties, we present the first in a series: the public restroom report card.

Today's inaugural entry: Dolores Park.


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A fine park it is, too, with great views, tons of hipster scum on single speed bikes -- and a public shitter.

Behold:


There it is.

On crowded days, like on Hunky Jesus, the line to this man's room is out the door and way down the park back to Dolores Street. I'm only half kidding. The door, as far as I know, is always open, and when I visited some asshat had ripped out the stall of the poop-place, thus making a Dolores defecation a public action.

Let's take a closer look at the piss-pot, shall we?




Yum. Points for the graffy.

So -- crowded, dirty, and a donkey show if you want to use the crapper.

Grade: D+