Zito, in a word, sucks: he's 0-6 with an ERA over 7.00. A little over a year ago, the onetime Cy Young Award winner (who jobbed Pedro Martinez for said award, might I add) signed a 7-year, $126 million contract, at the time the richest for a pitcher in baseball history. For the Giants and their fans, that really sucks.
In their infinite wisdom, the Chron decided to make his misery our misery, whether or not you're a Giants fan. They published a Web app that lets you figure out how long it'd take you to earn Zito's $14.5 million annual salary.
Give it a go. Here's how I did:
382 years, huh? 2390, here we come! Year of the Me!
Fuck.
1 comment:
Wow, bummer. Might be time to go back to plan A, peddling crack to middle schoolers.
Also: swanky new look, Martha!
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